the perris hiltin nekkid conspiracy

So my joy at finally finding a blog name... Blogly Wogly was dashed when my fiance pointed out I should use Bloggly Woggly because its more fun... like Piggly Wiggly. And I agree. (though try typing it really fast) But I had registered my blog under Blogly Wogly. Easy fix, yes? I put Bloggly Woggly in the system to check availability and it came up... AVAILABILITY TAKEN. 

Huh? There's someone out there as obscure as I am?

So I checked out the existing Bloggly Woggly blog site and it took me to a page that was the cyberspace equivalent of a vacant lot. I looked closely and it was indeed a site. Amid the cold war green background there were pictures and some text. The blog itself wasn't titled "Bloggly Woggly" that was just his blog address.  The title of his blog was: "ANCIENT SECRITS REVEALED - PERRIS HILTIN NEKKID" (yes, I did type it correctly)

Now as a blog novice I'm in no position to judge but I couldn't for the life of me figure out what the blog was about. There are pictures of X's on trees, random graffiti and I think a cannon. He describes "a vast kinspiricy" and goes on to mention "if you came to this site lookin for perris hiltin nekkid, you done wrong and you know it." I feel like I wandered on to a blog site for a Hatfield or a McCoy. There are five posts ranging from 14 Maart 2006 to 22 April 2006. (yes, Maart, perhaps he's a Scandinavian Hatfield)

My fiance thinks I should approach this (I'll call him a) man and ask if he'd mind using another blog address since he doesn't use Bloggy Woggly at all. (I wonder if Perris Hiltin Nekkid is taken) But I don't think I want to. First, he can't spell which means we have to talk phonetically. Secondly, he's a conspiracy person. What conspiracy? It's a big world, surely he could narrow it down. I have trouble believing in any conspiracy because I don't think people are as organized as they're given credit for. Believe it or not I'd like to think there are millions of people devious enough to overthrow the government. I can't find many who can parallel park. And if you are a conspiracist, why would you want our government or anybody else's? It's like my trashmen, I'm ever so grateful somebody else is doing that job. I think that's why it gets harder and harder to make a believable James Bond villain... who in their right mind would want to rule the world? If it was me, I'd just take over Hawaii and a couple of really beautiful islands in the Galapagos. Me with a thousand iguana and a Hawaiian plate lunch, that would be pretty nice. But certainly not worth taking over the world.

So, I googled: "What if my blog name is already taken?" They said you can contact the person directly but they will not get involved. They consider someone who posts everyday as important as someone who posts every three years.

Some say the world will end in 2012. Perhaps he's one of those conspiracists. On the bright side, his blog address will be available.

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